I don’t know enough about the various Christmas traditions to be comprehensive, and I don’t have enough money to put up an inclusive display.

I suppose I could carpenter together a crèche manger with a fat baby Santa in the crib, swaddled and bearded, Rudolph and the reindeer watching over, the red nose giving a rosy glow, while Scrooge, icicles hanging from his nose, kneels with a presented roast goose, the Grinch brings spices from the East, everyone’s out shopping and people roast their nuts on the street corner.

But I don’t have enough money, and I don’t know all the traditions, and I can’t even draw well enough to do it justice.

Oh well.

Merry Christmas anyway.