I shook the applesauce in the plastic jar
I screwed my courage to the sticking place, and with the desperation of all my strength, tried again. I gritted my teeth, became a tyrant, refused to succumb, and the seal and turned!
What an interesting life life is, when you stop to notice and think about it.
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The Genie and the Bottle
If wishes were horses… My daughter told me her latest joke that goes like this:
The bottle-finder un-corker was scratching mosquito bites. The first wish was, “I wish all blood-suckers were gone from the world.”
Suddenly all mosquitos and fleas vanished, all the Royals and half of Washington DC disappeared.
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Buzzing Helicopters Swarming
Helicopters seem to be everywhere, all the time. It’s hard to find out what’s going on. It’s hard not to be paranoid about it.
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The Grand Canyon
A musical travelogue in which I may or may not have visited the Grand Canyon. Read on and you decide.
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