Available now
in stores everywhere
individually packaged
no visible strings
comes in one size
extra large
secret pull cord
to start him talking
limited repeated sentences
the Chatty Donny Doll
that won’t stop talking
recorded message
issuing from the orifice
removable hair
in several available colors
spray tan
on the face
to show athleticism
dinosaur arms
accordion motional
back and forth
endlessly
hands that try to clutch
and grope
wind-up key
disguised on the back
where handlers
like Doktor Coppelius
with the Coppelia doll
which infatuates the gullible
when the steam runs out
and the mechanism runs down
droops and fades
a few quick twists of the springs
the doll rights itself
and goes on and on
without stopping
won’t stop
even after you’ve left
buy now
before supply is gone
it may already be too late