It’s not my baby!
It’s not fat enough!
It has a different color toupee!
It doesn’t even look like me yet!
DNA doesn’t prove anything!
You can fake everything!

You don’t have to have somebody lie for you!
You can lie for yourself!

You don’t have to have money!
You can pretend!

You don’t have to walk on water!
Bloat floats!

You don’t have to pretend to be religious!
The Bible doesn’t work if you don’t read it!

You don’t have to win if you’re a loser!

You don’t have to indulge others if you indulge yourself!

You don’t have to have people gather around you
if you gather around yourself!

You don’t have to say there’s never been anybody like you!
You don’t have to be right!

You don’t have to have a mind to declassify documents!
You don’t have to give people a piece of your mind if that doesn’t leave enough!

Who needs evidence?

Why expect truth when people lie?

Why do we have laws that need lawyers?

You don’t have to go on longer than I can!

I can quit.