The wind blew
and blew itself out
like birthday candles
on a cake
and then they restored the power
so I could watch television or the internet
to learn
with no facts to check
that windmills
are killing the whales
and I thought
of course they are
it makes sense
because we already know
from the same source
that windmills are killing the birds
and whales are
you know like
the national bird
and when pigs fly
whales can fly
like elephants
and we all know Dumbo