Do you wax?

	Yes, philosophical.

Are you prolific?

	Not so much.

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Why should I believe you?

	You shouldn’t.

Then why am I talking to you?

	You’re not.

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What is something  
everybody can have?

	Freedom?

No.

	Poverty?

Yes.

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You’re pathetic.

	You noticed.

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Thanks for having me.

	Thanks for being had.

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I don’t understand anything.

	Really?

Yes.

	Why not?

If I knew, I’d tell you.

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Where did you go?

	Nowhere.

Me too.

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So I said it before?

	Yes.

So I plagiarize myself?

	Yes.

Do I ever say anything besides yes?

	Yes.

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Living
is a gamble.

	You bet your life.

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Die now.

	Pay later.

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Start without me.

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