What Are You?

It’s a new old game
Some answers to some questions
Build your own

Moderator: Number the questions

Players: Number the answers
	    Read around
	    Vote the best
	    Tally
	    Everybody wins

For example:

Are you a doctor?
	I don’t have enough patients.

Are you a lawyer?
	No lie.

Are you a dentist?
	The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Are you a musician?
	Hum a few bars.

Are you an artist?
	I dabble.

Are you a fireman?
	I put out.

Are you a policeman?
	I’m a cop out.

Are you a climber?
	Over the top.

Are you old enough?
	Depends.

Are you a parent?
	I’m a progenitor.

Are you a ball player?
	Hit and miss.

Are you a swimmer?
	Just fishing.

Are you a corner girl?
	See fireman.

Are you a runner?
	Don’t get me started.

Are you an agitator?
  	Like a washing machine.

Are you a cleaner?
	Out damn spot!

Are you a historian?
	Look me up.

Are you a comedian?
	Not the last laugh.

Are you a chef?
	Sous me.

Are you a tailor?
	Cut and baste.

Are you a broadcaster?
	Nothing new.

Are you a writer?
	Not wrong.

Are you an astronaut?
	Fly me to the moon.

Are you a politician?
	See lawyer.

Are you a teacher?
	Yes.

Now,
Your turn.