News Flash: One in five had a romantic relationship with AI.

Yeah, so, what’s the big deal?

I mean, I got me a girl AI, when some of my friends can’t even get to first base and play video games instead.

And my AI girl is so loyal, she’s always there for me.

I can carry her around on my phone in my pocket and I can reach in and grab her, if you know what I mean.

I like it better when she’s on a bigger screen. I took her out on a date once. We went to a drive-in burger joint. I put my portable TV in the passenger seat.

We shared a burger. I had to eat her share.

I had programmed her to be jealous, and she went out of her way to be attractive.

I think I might marry her. She would say yes.

We could plan a church wedding, with a televangelist.