You know me. I always do the right thing, the best thing, the only thing. If there’s a problem, we’re looking into it. We’ll let you know in two weeks.

Like the National Guard. Of course they should use bullets. They shoot the criminals.

The problem with crime is because people don’t vote right because the elections are rigged. Everybody knows that. Like mail-in voting. Totally corrupt. I mean, they found votes floating in the river, they never got there, good people, they didn’t get to vote for me, they lost their democracy. I mean, think of it, what’s happened to our country, our Big Beautiful Country, it used to be so beautiful and it will be again, I mean, look at all the wars I stopped, and tariffs, all those wars that never would of happened if I was in charge, seven wars I stopped, what? I said ten? yes, ten wars I stopped, and counting, and mail-in votes, totally corrupt, what we need is for people to come to a polling place and show their documents, you don’t want somebody to vote illegally, they show their documents and sign the oath, and then they vote and we watch them to be sure they do it right, and if they made a mistake and marked it wrong, there’s no do-over, we don’t do do-overs, we can take that ballot they made a mistake on and throw it in the trash, we have a lot of trash cans, very big, there’s a lot of trash, the National Guard can empty the trash, and then we take the “voter” who made a mistake and voted wrong, we take them out the back door so they can’t get back in line again, they had their chance and used it up, and we can count the votes right there when they’re being voted, and hey, I just had an idea, I’m always thinking, as you know, nobody has ever thought as much as me, I’m the smartest person who ever, and everybody loves me, what about this, it would work and save a lot of money, millions, I mean billions, billions, it would save billions, trillions, and when we have enough votes we can just close the polls early, hell, look how I can speak like the people, let me say it again, hell yes, we can close the polls early and let everybody go home and save trillions, thank you very much, no more questions, I’m Making America Great Again, as great as me, thank you very much.